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10​,​000 Nachos

from Das Reboot by Zip Tang

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lyrics

I've got windows that won't open
My memory's maxed out it's frozen
I blocked your invites so you can't ask me,
to see some shitty band in Kankakee

Your Facebook page is pretty lame now
The only comments are by your mama
You've got eight hundred friends now, but you only know five
So you block them all except your ex wives

You had a date but lost your will
You'd rather stay home and play Farmville
I'm glad you told us 'bout what you just ate,
and shared the video of that Journey song I hate

Your profile picture and all the photos,
before the three kids and 10,000 nachos
Yeah you were hot and a democrat
But now you're just fat

I've gotta get a life, get outta here
Things in this place are getting queer
A woman friended me named Murray
She was kinda cute but unusually furry

My boss saw the picture of me
hitting on his financier and
swinging naked from his crystal chandelier
Now that my job has ended, I hate to do it to ya,
but you're unfriended

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk...
Whoop whoop whoop whoop...
Oh wise guy eh
Ruff ruff..
Whoop whoop whoop whoop...
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yah yah yah yah

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from Das Reboot, released May 1, 2013
lyrics by Perry Merritt
Curly impressions by Fred Faller

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Zip Tang Chicago, Illinois

Eclectic Progressive Rock from Chicago, USA

Fred Faller - drums
Andrew Bunk - bass
Perry Merritt - vocals, guitar, synthesizers

Former Members:
Marcus Padgett - sax, vocals, keys, synths
Rick Wolfe - bass, vocals ... more

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